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Joke of the Day
"What's little, brown, and found in the woods? Winnies' pooh."
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"Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back. Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541"
"Why aren't scientists harnessing my dog's ability to produce an infinite amount of hair to power the planet?"
"After sex, a girl once told me I had a small penis. She was cool, though. She never told any of her friends... She never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again."
"Is snapping not cool anymore? Figures. I just mastered the Macarena last month too."
"Lava can't melt marble columns. Pompeii was an inside job! WAKE UP ROME!"
"Very dirty joke [NSFW] A pig falls in the mud."
"How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid? At womb temperature!"
"How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, two, two"
"I accidentally ate too much alphabet soup yesterday and had a huge vowel movement."