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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"
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"You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets. The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables."
"DOUBLE VISION Breasts are proof that men can concentrate on 2 things at once"
"What's another name for a Dentists? A filling station!"
"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."
"What do worms and women have in common They both wiggle when you eat them."
"The blind hooker helped me a lot with my allergies She blew my nose"
"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."
"The best part of waking up is still mystery to me."