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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"
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"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""
"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""
"A little kid's in school taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says ""What are you doing?"" He says ""Checking my answers."""
"Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom? She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha.."
"What is the most environmentally friendly game company? The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years."
"I think I might be a wizard... every time I push open a door it becomes ajar."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot.. A carrot"
"Whenever I try to make a pun-joke, nobody seems to get it.. I guess I'm bad at delivering the PUNchline.."
"Why did the train engineer go on a rampage? He had a loco-motive."