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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom eating his way out."
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"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."
"I just saw a poster that said ""have you seen this man?"" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them ""No."""
"I had a nightmare that I was the Michelin man I woke up feeling tired from that one."
"I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee... But they don't really need the support"
"Mom: a little birdie told me you got drunk last night Me: you're the one friggen talking to birds"
"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."
"How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the enlightment comes from within."
"How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test"
"So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of America already has"