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Joke of the Day

"Teaching 19 to cook, clean, and do laundry so if he ever gets married his wife won't divorce him and make him my responsibility again."

"Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry."

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"""Harry Potter"" is pretty much ""Sex And The City"" for people who will never have sex, in any city."

"Poland... Poland - a country between Russia to the east and Germany to the west. If they piss Russia off, they turn the gas off. If they piss Germany off they turn the gas on."

"What is a virgin's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal"

"How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y"

"#rubbishjokes How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's a hardware problem."

"Did you guys know about the security guard who got fired from the Sperm Bank? He got caught drinking in the job."