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Joke of the Day

"When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat? When he's a hillbilly."

"Where's the best place to explore? Rome."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!"

"*puts sunglasses on a watermelon* *punches watermelon* ""WHERE ARE ALL THE DRUGS!"" *slams hands down* ""WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID THEM ALL?!"""

"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."

"Why did the Pollock cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken."

"What's a thimble? By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know."

"I love being excluded from things Should have got a green card"

"If Twitter was a country, its flag would just have a bunch of poop and bacon and beer on it."

"I'll never get a dog, but if I had to I'd the kind that doesn't have its butthole displayed too prominently."