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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby do you shop at Aldi? Cause you'll love Aldi's nuts."
Next Joke
"I'm thinking of organizing a marathon which will go down my sisters street..... do you think I should run it past her?"
"How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait"
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"
"I beat a Prius today... Thank goodness I had on my running shoes."
"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"
"I always said I'd never chase after a man, but the older I get, I seriously consider power-walking after one."
"what do you call chess players bragging in a hotel lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"
"Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don't have enough evidence to say for sure."
"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."