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Joke of the Day

"After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like."

"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."

"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."

"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"

"I used to have a real thing for posh spice.... It cost my mum a fortune in saffron."

"My joke originality is like my girlfriend I don't have any"

"A man walks up to three old ladies. He flashes them his penis. The first two ladies immediatly had a stroke. The third one didn't dare touch it."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN"

"My phone didn't get a ring all day. . Then I forgot I had it in lebron mode."

"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"