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Joke of the Day

"After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like."

"I don't see why everyone likes circles so much They're so pointless."

"What do you call corn with a sense of humor? Laughing stalk"

"Just saw Jennifer Aniston on the cover of ""Magazine Cover"" magazine."

"I hate all those hooker jokes. I know there are a lot of them out there, but they all suck!"

"I've always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect."

"I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel."

"North Korea claiming they test fired a big rock at Russia."

"Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now"

"Did you hear about the rabbi performing circumcisions for free? ...he just kept the tips."