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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: Carol's hubby gives her flowers EVERY day. I'd LOVE u to do that ME: Ok [next day] ME [giving Carol flowers] No I don't get it either"

"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"

"Why is marriage like a tornado? Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone."

"All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don't even remember what he did anymore."

"Yo mama is like an Arcade Machine ... put the quarters in the Pussy and play with the titties"

"Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft"

"Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as ""grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube."""

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine."