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Joke of the Day

"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"

"Relationship status: I just found a piece of chicken in my hair. I ate it. Then looked for more."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you wagging its tail, you're in love with a dog & it probably just had to shit."

"You know Santa came when.. There's more milk in the glass than when you left it."

"Don't get why guys complain about ""sleeping on the couch"" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up."

"Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP."

"My mom got one of the bracelets that help you with balance, so I pushed her into the shelf at walmart. It doesn't work."

"""This tofu tastes like chicken."" No one believes you dude."

"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"

"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"