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Joke of the Day

"A guy walked up to my bar. He said, ""Can I have a stiff drink?"" ""Of course,"" I replied, cracking some Viagra pills into his whiskey."

"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."

"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""

"3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it"

"Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe? When it's only a galaxy"

"Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember."

"Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food."

"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."

"When are minorities not minorities? When you look at crime statistics."

"You know why there are very few American bees these days? They are being replaced by H1Bees."