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Joke of the Day
"What do you guys think of polar bears? I think they all white."
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"Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you."
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."
"Using a cellphone in 90's: ""he's prob a drug dealer"" Using a payphone today: ""he's prob a drug dealer"""
"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"
"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
"New health study on the psychology of midgets Shows that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"
"The best revenge is living well, unless you own a flamethrower."
"Two player prison game Prisoner One: Do you want to play the rape game? Prisoner Two: No! Prisoner One: That's the spirit!"
"Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy."