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Joke of the Day

"So cats CAN'T fend for themselves for 4 weeks after all. Even though I left mini frozen pizzas, cash for emergencies and my mobile number."

"How do you make a tiramisu? With a thousand Gigamisous"

"What is Bear Grylls' favourite web browser? Internet *explorer*!"

"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"

"Love is energy over time Because Watt is love?"

"I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!"

"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."

"A recent study showed that 93% of the people in Detroit have had shower sex The other 7% have not been to jail."

"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"I'm part indian My ancestors are from the slapahoe tribe."