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Joke of the Day
"When does the narwhal bacon? Mmmmm reddit."
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"[scrabble] BATMAN: pass SUPERMAN: again? BATMAN: can't spell anything SUPERMAN: *rubbing temples* not every word has to start with BAT"
"Did you hear about the basketball player that fell in love with a midget? He was nuts over her!"
"They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat."
"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."
"Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage? Right under the children's noses"
"I swear to god, the next car that cuts me off will be driving in front of me."
"How did the scarecrow win a noble prize? He was *out standing* in his field."
"What's a hippies favorite animal? An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K."
"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"