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Joke of the Day
"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."
Next Joke
"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""
"It must really suck to be an Atheist named ""Christian""."
"[jesus noticeably walking into work 3 days late] sorry i'm late i died"
"What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece? Socra-tease"
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
"Life is like a penis... simple, relaxed, hanging free, it's women who make it hard!"
"FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!"
"There are four guys walking down the sidewalk. The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked."
"*reads online that you should befriend your coworkers with some water cooler talk* ME (to coworker): So, are you into water coolers?"