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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute..."
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"in the 2020 olympics ... ... after Trump has become president, USA will have the best pole vaulting team in the world, consisting of only mexicans"
"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"
"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."
"What do you call a constipated German? *Farfrompoopin*"
"What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch? It gets a lil' kick. :)"
"If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know."
"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."
"Why are mirror makers proud of what they do? Their work is a reflection of themselves."
"What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again? Au nevoir."