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Joke of the Day

"What's the darkest dark humor joke you got? I start!.. What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"What do you call gay paraplegics? Fruits and vegetables!"

"Just itched my crotch while trying to swat a fly and four people told me I was a good dancer."

"A joke about Germans - I m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice."

"Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa."

"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."

"What do you call a gaping hole in your chest that smells like fish? VAGINA PECTORIS!"

"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaant, dead ant"

"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"

"Dear Jesus- please let all my texts go to the correct person- Amen"