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Joke of the Day
"What was the root of the problem dark ages? The potato famine."
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"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"My Ex-Girlfriend is Like a Box of Chocolates She'll kill your dog."
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"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."
"As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend."
"Saw a guy steal a car using a hanger so I did what any normal person would do, walked up to him & asked ""You that guy from Grand Theft Auto?"
"ceimr thats ""crime"" but in alphabetical order organized crime"