202010
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"Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans"
"What's the difference between Trump and my mom. Putin doesn't have pictures of my mom fucking a 12 year old Russian boy."
"If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview."
"Ppl at Starbucks are weird. They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"
"What's fourteen inches and white? Nothing."
"Women in England are hos! They've always ready to put some chapstick on their lips."
"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."