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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a fake noodle an impasta"
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"I've spent the last hour masturbating on the couch. This psychiatrist seems to be taking a lot of notes."
"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Geese just call them bumps."
"I saw such an heart touching story of a... burglar and a victim."
"*washes your smart car with a moist towelette*"
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom."
"A pick-up line for a lovely lady Hey babe, are you a fart? -cause you just blew me away."
"Detective: Where were you on the night- Me: Twitter Detective: Between the hour- Me: Twitter Detective: I wasn't fini- Me: Twitter"
"I once dated a girl with a lazy eye, It was going well for a few months until I realized she was seeing someone else."