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Joke of the Day
"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
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"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius... ... it only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."
"Hey Guys, I don't have Instagram but I just wanted to let you know that I had oatmeal for breakfast. No sugar, mixed with water."
"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird? A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger."
"""I have $50, less than an hour, and a ton of cocaine. Let's make a commercial!"" - every furniture store owner"
"What do you call an STD for homeless people? Hermit Crabs"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a dick."
"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."
"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."
"When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she's talking about vacuuming."