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Joke of the Day

"Anthropic principle: the universe must be as it is in order for us to perceive it Anthropomorphic principle: look, I'm a talking principle!"

"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."

"There are three things I hate... * reposts * bullet lists * irony"

"There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one."

"Why is my algebra textbook so sad? It has a lot of problems."

"23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir."

"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."

"When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the ""Roverlutionary War!"""

"Ladies call me ""the turkey sandwich"" because I seem bland and boring at first, but then I continue to be boring."

"I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there."