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"Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers? Arizona"
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"[Sci fi movie] How did you travel such a distance so fast? ""I went through a wormhole."" Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic."
"To all /r/Jokes subs you really need the A"
"(sees someone doing a texas chainsaw massacre) um can you not"
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"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"
"What did one fly say to the other? 'your man is down'"
"My company uses salt water to solve any problem. We are called Saline Solutions."
"call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget =)"