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Joke of the Day
"Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed."
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"You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero."
"Whiteboards. They're remarkable."
"Dear Airlines, We never really turn the phones off. Signed, Everyone"
"Little Mary was living in Japan during the 1940s. Then one day, the Americans dropped an atomic bomb on the city she was living in. Where did she go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"People keep comparing Trump to Hitler, but that is just not true. I mean, Hitler could paint."
"How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? No one knows yet!"
"Dude, your girlfriend's tits are so saggy... I bet she walked straight off of page 12 of National Geographic Magazine."
"Maybe every nation has ninjas And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst"
"Michael Jackson has left behind has been so influential... ...but I think more than any other artist, his legacy has been influenced by his coloured past."