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Joke of the Day

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... But then the librarian told me to take it out..."

"Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup."

"Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party? Because it was more Loki than he wanted."

"I wore a Seattle Seahawks jersey to my midterm today. I know I shouldn't but ill pass."

"Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence? Because they never stand up for themselves."

"How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor? poop."

"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking? Because it was making him moody."

"Establish dominance. Never let a dog lick you first"

"Do you know if pigs have periods?' Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'"