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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email."

"How much space does the EU have left? 1GB"

"Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond."

"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"

"There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein."

"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."

"Why was hans crying at dinner? Because the meat was Chewy."

"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"

"The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import)"

"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"