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Joke of the Day

"I bought crappy music for 5 cents today, but the guy ripped me off. As he ran off, I yelled ""Hey, I want my nickel back!"""

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race."

"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."

"If you wear a radioactive belt... ...you end up with nuclear waist."

"So hacker group Anonymous declared war on ISIS. Probably the closest ISIS will get to 72 virgins."

"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""

"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."

"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."

"*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral*"

"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."