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Joke of the Day

"Someone asked me if I was more indecisive or anti-climactic. I guess if I had to choose...I'd definitely say I'm one or the other."

"Anytime my 6 yr old daughter replies with 'What?', there's always that split second where I fight my urge to start quoting Pulp Fiction."

"Best Bang for your Buck! would make a great punchline for a joke about bambi and the intricate workings of an illegal woodland critter prostitution service"

"Yes, I absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication."

"What do you call a colorful nipple? Areola Borealis."

"Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations."

"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years."

"What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding? A tourist."

"""For people that are hungry but would also like something to drink."" Pitch for Soup"

"Dr. Dre Beats."