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Joke of the Day

"A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist... -. Do you have pills for the jealousy? -. Yes, yes we do! -. YOU BASTARDS....!"

"The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller."

"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."

"Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider."

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are... Independant"

"Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say ""You can only pick one."""

"I like to go fishing from time to time... Just for the halibut."

"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."

"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"What type of condom does Spock use? Vulcanized rubber!"