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Joke of the Day

"Why do women make better pilots than men? They only have one joystick to worry about."

"Why don't you want to eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever tried to spread a grilled cheese?"

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right. Me: yes, because if I thought you were right, I wouldn't be arguing..."

"Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)"

"I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper."

"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"

"Why did Turkey disappear? Because Austria was Hungary."

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."

"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"

"Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada? It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto"