201430
Joke of the Day
"A dad in Alabama says to his son... ""We entered this world from the same birth canal."""
Next Joke
"Today was a sad day - we had to pull the plug on my granpa cause I needed the outlet for my laptop"
"Sometimes you'll hate a person when you first meet because it saves time."
"After watching Star Wars 20 told me he probably wouldn't go and see it again. And now I'm thinking he looks a lot like my old mailman."
"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a member of ISIS? One sucks and makes you explode, the other explodes and it sucks"
"What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"""LOL, NOPE"" -Me, 25 seconds into the marathon"
"since you're having surgery tomorrow, get here early and remember no eating after midnight ""because of nausea?"" no, because you're a gremlin"
"HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE"