201728
Joke of the Day
"I'm a fan of Star Wars. So at lunch I saved my pork for last so I could have Ham Solo."
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"*mops up wine with cat*"
"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"
"People don't realize how hard it is to write stupid things on a regular basis."
"A good woman is like home WiFi: Full of knowledge. Always there for you. Used by your roommate WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE THAT'S RIGHT AMY I KNOW"
"Why do midgets giggle when running through a field? The grass tickles their balls as they run."
"I'm great at drinking and driving but I would never do them at the same time."
"Have you seen John anywhere? No, but I've Cena guy just like him."
"Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math."
"Either my 1 year old found the stash of markers or she head-butted a rainbow."