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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if they ever considered calling it Jerry & Ben's."
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"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"
"What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!"
"I beat my wife at dominoes last night... She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings."
"""Can you validate my parking?"" ""You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud."" *wipes away tears* ""Thanks."""
"What is white and square? A ping pong block."
"Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 Pounds"
"My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy."""
"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!"
"I'm not saying your cat doesn't care about you, I'm saying if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well"