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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if they ever considered calling it Jerry & Ben's."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... [Fill in the blank]"
"You hear about the three guys who died in a flight simulator when a plane crashed in to the building? Apparently jet fuel can't melt irony."
"Another version of the Chinese man on his deathbed joke by /u/comment_sense ,,? "",,?"" "" "" ""? "" ,: "",,,, "" ,,: "",? "" "
"What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial? His alibi."
"Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire."
"If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? No. The universe uses lossy compression."
"How can you spot a Jewish Pedofile? He's the guy in the creepy van rolling up to kids and asking ""Hey kids, you want to buy some candy?"""
"ME: Hmm. My biggest weakness? Tough question. I guess some people say I'm delusional UBER DRIVER: I didn't say anything"
"I like my sex how I like my endoplasmic reticulum... Rough"