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Joke of the Day
"Dont worry people, you can still wear your LiveStrong braclets. Just cross out the V."
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"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."
"Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone's cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons."
"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"M$ forever! [oneliner] The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner."
"ME: Pet it OPTIMUS PRIME: But I'm afraid of it ME: It's just a dog OP: Oh..ok [reaches out] DOG: [sneezes] OP: [transforms into large truck]"
"Where are you from? ""So where are you from?"" ""I'm a Liberian"" ""Oh sorry"" \*whispers* ^""where ^are ^you ^from?"""
"Everyone has been in the Navy at least once. We all started out as a seaman"
"My friend's been dating Tim Howard She told me he's a keeper."