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Joke of the Day
"Dont worry people, you can still wear your LiveStrong braclets. Just cross out the V."
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"What is the difference between ooh and aah? Just three inches."
"How was your trip to Israel? This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty ""in tents""."
"Had pumpkin flavored coffee this morning and immediately signed up for a Zumba class and kidnapped 2 kids and drove them to a soccer field"
"48% of soda fountains tested positive for possible fecal contamination, meaning it's likely you've unknowingly been drinking cream soda."
"I think walking in on my parents having sex would be less awkward than standing over your shoulder while you show me a YouTube video."
"I came all the way from New York.... and boy are my hands tired"
"My mom's late for everything, and it irritates the hell out of me. For example, last week she drove me to an abortion clinic."
"I remember Pandora back when it was called your dad trying to find a song he liked on a road trip."
"I wanted to get a brain transplant... But I changed my mind."