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Joke of the Day
"Dont worry people, you can still wear your LiveStrong braclets. Just cross out the V."
Next Joke
"A man goes to see his doctor. Man: Doc, I need to get some birth control for my daughter. Doctor: Is she sexually active? Man: No. She just lays there like her mother."
"a horror film where the victim walks into her kitchen and everyone she's muted on twitter is standing there drinking coffee"
"What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator."
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"
"Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."
"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"
"I want to tell you all a UDP joke ... but you might not get it."
"I know someone who talks like an owl"
"[job interview] ""What's your.."" *interrupts* -My greatest strength is my work ethic ""Well played. Welcome to the psychic friends network"""