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Joke of the Day

"CLEVELAND: We want a championship. DEVIL: ok, but you'll have to host the Republicans. CLE: ...Fine. DEVIL: Trump's the guy. CLE: We want 2."

"What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? Telling your parents you are gay."

"Whatever Mom, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!"

"How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."

"An app to tase restaurant owners who call appetizers ""apps"""

"This guy told me that he can see the future but he didn't even try to duck when I punched him in the face."

"Today is National 'Secure a rich lover' Day Mate wealth, 2016."

"Two twins are looking through a family photo album ""It's not you, it's me"" They both say in unison."

"Knock Knock Knock, Knock. Who's there? Horton. Horton, who? Horton Hears A Who."

"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."