20132
Joke of the Day
"Johnny was a chemist... ...but Johnny is no more. For what Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
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"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."
"Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away? He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye"
"What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet? I need to know before my court date on Monday."
"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left."
"This is a frightening statistic 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness! That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated!"
"Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe? I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time"
"They won't give me insurance on my phones anymore, but yet they don't make phones that survive being thrown against walls? It's nonsense..."
"Me: Do you have any wrongdog? ""Ugh fine what's wrongdog"" Me: thank you so much for asking I'm doing terrible"
"I need a less intrusive addiction than Twitter so I started using meth this morning."