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Joke of the Day

"A math teacher invented something. A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer. He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'"

"What do you call Trump riding the presidential plane? Hair Force One"

"Hey babe , there is a party in my pants! And URINE.................Vited!"

"The sign on the whore house door said, ""Closed, beat it!"""

"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""

"My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on"

"one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere"

"If you're looking for good jokes go to r/shitredditsays. The stuff they get angry about is pretty damn funny."

"What did one slave-owning waffle say to the other slave-owning waffle? L'eggo my n'egro."

"[at a bar] CUTE GIRL: *grabs my arm* hey there ME: *mouth full of food* did you know a lobster on a kabob is called a kablobster"