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Joke of the Day

"Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan."

"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Rubberto"

"New survey: 55% of men expect to pay on the 1st date. While the other 45% have never been on a 2nd date."

"What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater."

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"

"Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday"

"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."

"Q: When is a school paper not a school paper? A: When it's turned into the teacher."