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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
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"How to fall down the stairs Step 1. Step 2. Step 5. Step 8. Step 13. Step 17."
"What has a bottom at its top? A leg."
"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."
"Yo momma so fat She got an event horizon."
"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean"
"Did you hear about the reusable condoms? When you're done, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them."
"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."
"Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange."
"What type of car does an African drive? A Sudan"