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Joke of the Day

"What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have? Belle curves."

"nothing is funny anymore becuase nothing is normal anymore. i saw a pigeon on the subway today and thought ""how did a pigeon make $2.75"""

"I saw my calculator hitting on someone the other day. He's a real casionova"

"My favorite thing to do after a nap is immediately take a second one."

"What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? A widow"

"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""

"I was walking through town yesterday, when I came across a large black man with a mohawk and jewellery. He said, ""I piy the fool."" I said, ""Hey, you missed a T."""

"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."

"I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends he's had Shortly after attempting to do so, he fell asleep."

"I've been seeing a lot of these lately, so here is mine. I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."