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Joke of the Day
"What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have? Belle curves."
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"Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter."
"My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it."
"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff"
"Did you hear about the sale of lesbian beds at IKEA? No nuts or screwing; just tongue in groove"
"What did the drowning number theorist yell? LOG LOG LOG LOG"
"If pro is the opposite of con.. Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)"
"My thumb keeps attacking my pinky... I've got a civil war on my hands!"
"The opposite of aging gracefully is aging nancygracefully, where you literally morph into a horrible human being."
"Handjob contest Beat off the competition"