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Joke of the Day

"Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things"

"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive, it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat."

"Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at."

"Accordion to studies... Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument"

"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."

"You've got a face even an Instagram filter couldn't fix."

"Chosing a share to buy is like chosing a porn video to watch. You search for hours and find something interesting and at the end it will dissapoint you."

"*tries for a year to brush and floss better* *goes to dentist* Dentist: Do you even own a toothbrush?"

"What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin"

"""What are the names of the 3 greatest kings who have brought more happiness and peace into people's lives than anything else?"" Answer: Smo-KING, drin-KING, and fuc-KING !"