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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things"
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"I think it is wrong that the Bali 9 get a one minute silence I mean, they already got a 21 gun salute."
"I was walking down the road when I ... ...saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him""Whats up, Abdul, wont it start?"""
"What do you call a bunch of killer whales playing musical instruments? An orca-stra."
"You can find me in the club, eatin' Cap'n Crunch I'm into having snacks, I ain't into making lunch"
"My uncle Fred used to say "" What you can't hear can't harm you"" *used to* He was killed by ninjas."
"Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... That way you're a mile away from them, and as a bonus you have their shoes."
"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows."
"How do you separate Siamese triplets? WE CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND PASS THE SAVINGS ALONG TO YOUUUUU!!!"
"""If all your friends jumped"" 'Yes' ""But if they"" 'Yes' ""But"" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?"