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Joke of the Day
"Question to a crying child Q: Why did the drunken father go to jail? A: Beats me"
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"What functions worse than the US Government? A Greek Bank."
"What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky? At yeast he's a fungi."
"Mentally fistfighting everyone I pass on sidewalk (watched action movie earlier) my record is 33-10 but to be fair I walked by a school."
"It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar."
"Oh no I just accidentally did everything wrong all my life"
"Yo Mama so Old... She pre-ordered the BIble!"
"UNGRATEFUL GIRLFRIEND I swear that I have the most ungrateful girlfriend in the world. Every time I give her an orgasm.......she spits it out"
"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"
"On a scale of 0-1... How much do you love binary?"