200849
Joke of the Day
"what's worse than being adopted? finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up."
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"Why are jerks nice sometimes? Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)"
"Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face It was a shitty thing to do."
"[Whole Foods] Woman: MY COCONUT WATER BROKE! *I drive her to the hospital and she names her first coconut after me*"
"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"
"What do you call a American football team full of retards? Special teams"
"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."
"Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower. I know that now."
"Vagina jokes aren't funny period"
"How does Moses make tea He brews it.."