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Joke of the Day

"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"

"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"

"Notice you don't hear about,""Kony"" anymore? Glad everyone cared for like, five minutes."

"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."

"What does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"So a blind man walks into a bar and a table, and a chair"

"Daddy, what's a transvestite? Ask mommy, he knows"

"I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites."

"I'm going back to my surgeon to get my dressing changed tomorrow. Or, to put it another way... I'm seeking redress from the man who cut me."

"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."