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Joke of the Day

"There's a theory that Princess Diana had dandruff. They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."

"I've just been rushed to A&E after swallowing some lego.... The doctor's don't seem worried but i'm shitting bricks"

"If you got a butcher who is 6'2, what does he weigh? Meat."

"Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website? Yahoo!"

"Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks."

"TIFU By having one night stand It broke and I don't have another to replace it with"

"What's E.T short for? Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for? Because he can't sit down."

"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"

"My body looks up and it begs me, ""Eat a vegetable,"" and I look down and I whisper, ""No"""