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Joke of the Day

"There's a theory that Princess Diana had dandruff. They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."

"Why are muslim people so kind-hearted? Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb"

"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"Colorado changed the name of Christmas to Juana. ""Merry Juana!"""

"If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee"

"Brother: Do you want to come over to see the new baby? Me: Does it have wifi?"

"Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me"" wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga"

"i know a guy who loves saying ""best thing since sliced bread"" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it"

"When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is ""stupid""."