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Joke of the Day
"Colorado changed the name of Christmas to Juana. ""Merry Juana!"""
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"Wife: We get 1 ""cheat meal"" on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want? Me: The waitress. ...And that's why I'm not getting laid tonight."
"moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend"