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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from /r/gameofthrones"

"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"

"Did you know NASA 30 years ago made a new space drink? Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP."

"What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!"""

"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos"

"What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand? A community centre"

"So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, ""gimme a tea!"""

"At Twitter HQ J: Users haven't complained in a while, what's going on? Devs: Oh, we've got just the thing *releases update"

"Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse? The living room."

"I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith."""