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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain? A *smaugasbord*."
Next Joke
"I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday it didn't go down very well."
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""
"What do you call an egoistical sea animal? Selfish"
"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"".. ..is a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted"
"What's the difference between rock and jazz? Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people."
"What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note."
"What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it rub it rub it."
"If there's enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't."