163270
Joke of the Day
"What does a cat call its black best friend? Its Maine Coon."
Next Joke
"I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead."
"No trees were killed to send this tweet, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced."
"I got a sweater for xmas.... I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney Today's TIL reminded me."
"Free sex tonight I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""
"Quite the conundrum for us ass men... We cannot lie, but we must never trust a big butt and a smile. I'll see myself out now."
"Every morning when I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. I think I'll return the piece of shit to Ikea!"
"I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready."