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Joke of the Day
"What does a cat call its black best friend? Its Maine Coon."
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"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."
"I love you Mario but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of"
"Sorry I changed your ringtone to Salt-N-Pepa's ""push it"" and called you a bunch of times during your colonoscopy."
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"Just returned from my Friends Funeral. He died from being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."
"What do you call white on the top and black at the bottom? Society."
"The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, ""I'm king of the dentists!"" The nitrous made it funny."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton? Bill got fucked in the oval office and Hillary just got fucked out of it."
"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."