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Joke of the Day
"Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven said, ""I'm gonna stab you, bitch!"""
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"What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers? An order for two large plains."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalatapus"
"Why was the couch afraid of the chair? The chair was armed."
"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."
"Any t-shirt can be an ironic t-shirt if you hate things enough"
"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."
"Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry"