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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology"
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"""The doctor can see you now."" - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold."
"What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common? They're always rebooting."
"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"
"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."
"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."
"I only date Patriots fans Because they don't care if I cheat"
"What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you."
"The principal confiscated my CD's and microSD full of songs from 1980's shoot-em-up video games, specifically the ones mentioning eagles. He said it was illegal contraband."
"What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end"